Guten Tag WordPressers,

I have nothing of interest to actually say and no end game of writing.  I just haven’t posted in awhile and don’t want my little tiny following to keep themselves up at night wondering about my well being.  Don’t fret petals, I’m right here.

So, it’s a Friday night and nearly 10pm.  Most females my age are out partying with friends celebrating the end of yet another week while I am lying in bed.  A place that I have been since 6pm.  Sad, isn’t it?  The truth is Joel (my glorious other half) is at an Ulster Rugby match with the boys and I thought I would take tonight to be extremely productive and look after myself.  Instead, knowing full well my Personal Trainer of only 3 weeks might kill me, I ordered a pizza.  I ate it in bed with a Diet Coke and watched Bridesmaids. It was excellent and I have absolutely zero regrets (LIE).

This means that I haven’t scrubbed off my tan, painted my toenails, moisturised my entire body head to toe, put on the expensive face mask I bought, ran my new hair mask through my hair or let’s be real here, showered.  *EDIT: the boys have just come home and i’m compromised – I look like a hag and have pizza sauce on my white top.  I was so chill, now I’ve been banished away back to the bedroom (as IF that’s a problem).

Having fled the living room where I had resided to edit some videos, listen to music with my fancy ass candles lit in my zen atmosphere I am now at the scene of the pizza crime feeling very naughty – in fact, I am away for a shower for my sins. BRB.

Ok, I am back with dripping hair but I had a fantastic time in the shower.  It was scalding and I have successfully burned away take out guilt.  Back to avocado and lettuce tomorrow!

Where was I…?

Oh, yea – I was talking about nothing.  I hope all the fun girls my age with a life don’t have too bad a hangover tomorrow morning (lol jk) while I am in work painting faces tomorrow.  Oh yea, work tomorrow – I best be off – I definitely need my beauty sleep considering I still look like Ursula the Sea Witch.

MWAH.

Peace Out xo

 

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